Don't be fooled by his grumpy exterior, inside Mr.D lurks an equally grumpy gold plated heart of grumpiness. He loves coffee, hats and lurking. He is best friends with Milo for no explainable reason, and is Rodney's brother. He owns the Bizarre Bazaar, and works there, but he has no idea how it stays so clean and tidy.
Milo is a cheerful bean. He likes making people smile, wearing eyeliner to work and the gentle sound of wine pouring. His best friends are Laurie and Mr. Dengar. Often mistaken as being non-too-bright, he prefers to focus on enjoying the simpler aspects of life.
Gives a distinct impression of not having a firm hold on reality. However is often quite piercingly insightful or critical. He is Mr. Dengar's brother and both knows what is under his hat, and his first name. Looks after a flock of tiny vampires, and holds down a job at the Bizarre Bazaar.
Eugene is the happiest little Emo. He is often the butt of jokes but stays cheerful. He's a little inexperienced and can frustrated the other Beans due to his optimism. He is strangely insightful sometimes.
Laurie is quiet, and can come off as unfriendly or prickly. Really she's just over-defensive. She like to read a lot, but it's usually interrupted. You're likely to find her perched in a corner trying to get a quiet moment. She is Milo's long suffering partner.
Mary is bright, bubbly, colourful and fond of confusing people. She's a sharp cookie (bean cookies? ick), and listens a lot. Has a kitten named H.B. who likes to nest in her hair.
Stomp stomp stomp
A very quiet stuffed bunny given as a present to Rodney.
Rodney has a flock of tiny vegetarian vampires. He's their "Mummy" and takes (some) responsibility for them.
The mysterious janitor of the Bizarre Bazaar. He likes to wear sharp suits, lurk and write disturbing poetry. So far he's only appeared to Rodney, the other Beans have never met him, even Mr. Dengar who owns the Bazaar. He was very briefly a werewolf thanks to Rodney's mistake.
Not a mime.
Don't sue me.
His head is too full of cute.
Has appeared in the Bizarre Bazaar, which assumedly means she bought something. Has seen the Janitor.