Mr. D

Don't be fooled by his grumpy exterior, inside Mr.D lurks an equally grumpy gold plated heart of grumpiness. He loves coffee, hats and lurking. He is best friends with Milo for no explainable reason, and is Rodney's brother. He owns the Bizarre Bazaar, and works there, but he has no idea how it stays so clean and tidy.

Comics: 60
Recent Appearance: 212 - Troubling..
First Appearance: 001 - Idle Hands..

Milo

Milo is a cheerful bean. He likes making people smile, wearing eyeliner to work and the gentle sound of wine pouring. His best friends are Laurie and Mr. Dengar. Often mistaken as being non-too-bright, he prefers to focus on enjoying the simpler aspects of life.

Comics: 48
Recent Appearance: 205 - Too in tent..
First Appearance: 001 - Idle Hands..

Rodney

Gives a distinct impression of not having a firm hold on reality. However is often quite piercingly insightful or critical. He is Mr. Dengar's brother and both knows what is under his hat, and his first name. Looks after a flock of tiny vampires, and holds down a job at the Bizarre Bazaar.

Comics: 39
Recent Appearance: 213 - I Got A Feeling..
First Appearance: 022 - In the Wardrobe..

Mugger

BYAH!

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: 205 - Too in tent..
First Appearance: 005 - As it should be..

Eugene

Eugene is the happiest little Emo. He is often the butt of jokes but stays cheerful. He's a little inexperienced and can frustrated the other Beans due to his optimism. He is strangely insightful sometimes.

Comics: 19
Recent Appearance: 213 - I Got A Feeling..
First Appearance: 009 - Meet Eugene..

Laurie

Laurie is quiet, and can come off as unfriendly or prickly. Really she's just over-defensive. She like to read a lot, but it's usually interrupted. You're likely to find her perched in a corner trying to get a quiet moment. She is Milo's long suffering partner.

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: 205 - Too in tent..
First Appearance: 001 - Idle Hands..

Mary

Mary is bright, bubbly, colourful and fond of confusing people. She's a sharp cookie (bean cookies? ick), and listens a lot. Has a kitten named H.B. who likes to nest in her hair.

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: 196 - Mixed Reception
First Appearance: 018 - Blatant Character Insertion..

Tinysaurs

Stomp stomp stomp

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: 190 - Comfort..
First Appearance: 183 - Tiny Terrors..

Funny Bunny

A very quiet stuffed bunny given as a present to Rodney.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: 173 - Sneaky Listener..
First Appearance: 136 - Funny Bunny

Tiny Vampires

Rodney has a flock of tiny vegetarian vampires. He's their "Mummy" and takes (some) responsibility for them.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: 199 - Batty...
First Appearance: 132 - Fangs for the help..

Janitor

The mysterious janitor of the Bizarre Bazaar. He likes to wear sharp suits, lurk and write disturbing poetry. So far he's only appeared to Rodney, the other Beans have never met him, even Mr. Dengar who owns the Bazaar. He was very briefly a werewolf thanks to Rodney's mistake.

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: 210 - Intervention..
First Appearance: 151 - Forethought.

Martin

Not a mime.

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: 164 - Special Visitor
First Appearance: 154 - Appreciated

H.B Kitten

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: 177 - Fur he's a jolly good fellow
First Appearance: 019 - Far better than Diamonds.

Andrew

Don't sue me.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: 163 - Misunderstood
First Appearance: 154 - Appreciated

Emo Lemur

His head is too full of cute.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: 207 - A Compliment
First Appearance: Merry Christmas!

Wendy

Has appeared in the Bizarre Bazaar, which assumedly means she bought something. Has seen the Janitor.

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: 210 - Intervention..
First Appearance: 208 - Dumbstruck..

Chavpire

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: 164 - Special Visitor
First Appearance: 162 - Another great idea